The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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black people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!