The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!