The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!