The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to go blind at will.

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Endless falling....

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!