the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The Power of cheese

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!