The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to sexually attract whales

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to fly, but only downwards

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!