The power to eat food

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to shower naked.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to live until you die.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!