The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!