The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to poop out your penis.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of eating from ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!