the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!