The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!