To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to think.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!