the power to troll people that are dead

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the power to die at will

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to think.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to die on command

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!