The power to write a country song

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power... to read this

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!