The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!