the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!