The power to shit brix

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!