The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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Melting

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!