The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to have no powers!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!