The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to die at will

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power spite flower

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!