The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!