the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to create another human

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to think.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!