The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Dejavu

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Imortality.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!