The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to create a meme

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!