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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!