the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to create another human

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to think.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!