The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to eat edible things.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to create a meme

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!