The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!