turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to die

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!