The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!