the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!