The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!