The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to look into the past

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to not have any power.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power to bleed

The power to fly....underwater

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

the power to break down public transport on hot days

The power to lick your elbow.

Steel kidneys

The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

the power to spell words wrong

The power to call gkraatz gay

The abliity to fall asleep while

The power to move any object, but you're blind

the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!