The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!