The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power of night-blindness.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power of trolling your self

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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penis

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!