The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to control nothing

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!