The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!