The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power of love

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!