the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!