The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be a human

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Dejavu

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!