The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!