A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!