The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!