- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

the power to have no one read this post

The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

the power to bi ugly

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to turn into paper

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

the power to die on command

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to be able to not smell fart

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

Pointless Super Powers