The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!