power to be an alcohoic

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Dejavu

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power spite flower

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!