The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!