The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!