The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Dejavu

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!