The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!