The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power of love

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!