The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to not hear thunder.

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

The power to get older every second

The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to die

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

The power to run at the speed of a human

The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to use windows 10.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!