the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!