- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to stop time for 1 second

The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to attract bullets.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

To call me maybe

The ability to lactate air.

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

Power to always have exact change.

The ability to fart inwards.

Pointless Super Powers