Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power of exact change

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to make cats burp.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!