The power to think you have powers.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Black power

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!