The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be born.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Aweonao

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to see through water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!