The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to be justin beiber

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!