the power to get blood clots

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!