The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to transform into yourself

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!