The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!