The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to speak brail.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!